Jared Latore
Actor (The Switcher, Charlie Wynn)

Jared Latore is sixty percent water,with the rest being carbon and other trace elements. He has a top speed of twelve miles per hour, and can lift amounts exceeding his own body weight. In our controlled studies, he has demonstrated a learning ability, but remains notoriously difficult to train. Although Latore can no longer be found in the wild, a simulation of his natural habitat is available at http://www.alcohollywood.com.