Posts By Vice President Gardner
Memory Loss
I regret having to play this tape for you, Policies. Bear witness to my lowest moment.
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- Foster Livy— Ansel Burch
- Doctor Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
- Elizabeth— Tara Schile
- Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
- Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
- Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
- Cassie Wilkins— Ele Matelan
Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Lauren Faits. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by DJ Catnip. Created by Clayton Faits. Special thanks to our sponsor for this episode, the Second City Training Center.
We Feed the Worms that Feed our Pups
Here we are, Loyal Policies- the final installment of the Season Eight Midseason break. Today, we have a touching MolePerson Hymn for you: “We Feed the Worms that Feed our Pups.”
You can find complete lyrics for the Hymn here on our tumblr, if you’d like to sing along.
If you’d like to support HartLife NFP and Our Fair City, you can join the amazing community on our Patreon page at http://www.patreon.com/hartlifenfp. By pledging monthly, you can ensure the growth and stability of our company and get great rewards like Our Fair City ringtones, Herbert West on your voicemail, personalized HartLife policy certificates, and more. You can also help spread the word by rating and reviewing on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you are listening to us on!
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- Mole Choir—Ben Aldred, Lauren Faits, Clayton Faits, Kat Evans, Abby Doud, Jeffrey Gardner, Angelica D’Souza, Ansel Burch, Stephen Poon
Lyrics by Clayton Faits. Score by Stephen Poon and Betsey Palmer. Recorded and Produced by DJ Catnip. Additional instrumentation by Stephen Poon, with DJ Catnip. Music Direction by Betsey Palmer Photo by Ahmad Kanbar. A huge thank you to our episode sponsor the Backblaze Online Backup, through the Chicago Podcasting Cooperative.
Season Eight Blooper Reel pt 2
We’re back with Part 2 of the Season Eight Blooper Reel, here in the Midseason break!
If you’d like to support HartLife NFP and Our Fair City, you can join the amazing community on our Patreon page at http://www.patreon.com/hartlifenfp. By pledging monthly, you can ensure the growth and stability of our company and get great rewards like Our Fair City ringtones, Herbert West on your voicemail, personalized HartLife policy certificates, and more. You can also help spread the word by rating and reviewing on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you are listening to us on!
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- Blooper reel here we come!—Jeffrey Gardner
- Keep us in the Director—Matt Young
- Thank you kool-aid man!—Mark Soloff
- PodDad!—David Rheinstrom
- Probably can’t get us Algae Bars—Tyler Samples
- Should have been slating—Ansel Burch
- Best Laugh—Symphony Sanders
- Eats People—Jonah Winston
- Mark Twain + Fraggles—Clayton Faits
- Just realized Spookies was a Spirits Parody—Eric L. Silver
- Swearing at Clay—Abby Doud
- Too sexy—Frank Sjodin
- HAH!—Sebastian H. Orr
- Really bad at gargling—Julia Schifini
- The Raven (rapping)—Amanda McLoughlin
Compiled and produced Jeffrey Gardner. Photo by Sebastian Orr Photography. Music by Latché Swing. A huge thank you to our episode sponsor the Second City Training Center, through the Chicago Podcasting Cooperative.
Auditions for Unwell, a Midwestern Gothic Mystery: a new audio drama serial from HartLife NFP.
HartLife NFP, the creators of the audio drama serial Our Fair City, will be holding auditions for their new flagship show Unwell on Sunday, February 18th and Saturday, February 24th, from 11am until 5pm.
We are currently seeking voice actors of all ethnicities (especially people of color) and genders (especially trans people). Some roles have specified genders, races, cultural backgrounds, or sexualities and some do not. We are committed to creating a diverse cast of talented actors and rewrites will be done with the final cast in mind.
Auditions will be held at HartLife Studios- 1934 N Campbell, Chicago IL, and will be short on-mic readings of sides, to be provided before auditions.
To set up an 15 minute audition slot, please send an email with resume attached to [email protected].
Click here for more information on the project, roles and auditions.
Season Eight Blooper Reel pt 1
Welcome to the mid-season break! Up first- our first blooper reel from the first half of Season Eight. Regular episodes of Our Fair City will return on February 28, 2018.
If you’d like to support HartLife NFP and Our Fair City, you can join the amazing community on our Patreon page at http://www.patreon.com/hartlifenfp. By pledging monthly, you can ensure the growth and stability of our company and get great rewards like Our Fair City ringtones, Herbert West on your voicemail, personalized HartLife policy certificates, and more. You can also help spread the word by rating and reviewing on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you are listening to us on!
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- Is this the end of Archie?—Mark Soloff
- As evil as I’ll get—Hank Hewit
- Roughly Hamlet—Jim McDoniel
- My wife the Aunt—Clayton Faits
- Absolutely Not—David Rheinstrom
- Boop!—Jared Latore
- I apeat!—Jeffrey Gardner
- Real Brooklyn, Real Quick—Julia Schifini
- This is what it’s like to hang out with us!—Amanda McLoughlin
- Scariest Yes—Cecil Baldwin
- Great Akewsitcs—Ginneh Thomas
- Gimme Some Pie!—Kat Evans
- No Swears—Stephanie Murphy
- I don’t just mean he’s bad at his job!—Ansel Burch
- So many words!—Abby Doud
- I’m a HERO—Marsha Harman
- Good Milkshakes—Saren Nofs Snyder
Compiled and produced Jeffrey Gardner. Photo by Sebastian Orr Photography. Music by Latché Swing. A huge thank you to our episode sponsor Simplecast, through the Chicago Podcasting Cooperative.
Chamberlain
A tape just marked “Chamberlain,” with several unpleasant words scratched out. Hmmm.
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We’ll be going on our mid-season break over the month of January, but we’ll still have bi-weekly releases- coming up next, blooper reels from the first half of Season Eight.
We’d also like to give a shout out to one of our Manager level Patreon backers- James Battle. James- in recognition of your contributions to the HartLife Corporation, please be advised that all nutriment dolled out to you over the next fiscal will be Blueberry, which the actuaries have determined will be your favorite. Enjoy, Loyal Policy- you’ve earned it.
If you want to join James and get your favorite flavor of nutriment, along with Our Fair City Ringtones, special bonus content, and more, become a backer for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/hartlifenfp.
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- Foster Livy— Ansel Burch
- Doctor Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
- Elizabeth— Tara Schile
- Doctor Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff
- Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
- Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
- Executor Teju Valentine— Jonah Winston
- Moose— Jeffrey Gardner
- Special Agent George Chamberlain— Jim McDoniel
Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Jacob Halton. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by DJ Catnip. Created by Clayton Faits. Special thanks to our sponsor for this episode, Overcast.
Spookies Podcast- an Our Fair City/Spirits Podcast Crossover
Loyal Policies- welcome to the Our Fair City 2017 Exclusion Day Special! This year we’ve got a special treat- the first episode of “Spookies Podcast” from the Andrew Snidge Podcast network. This crossover with Spirits podcast was recorded live at Podcon 2017 in Seattle, and was a whole lot of fun. You can listen to spirits podcast wherever you find your podcasts, or on the web at spiritspodcast.com.
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- Opal— Julia Schifini
- Amber—Amanda McLoughlin
- Ash— David Rheinstrom
- Ferrous— Jeffrey Gardner
Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Environments Designed by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Created by Clayton Faits. Special thanks to our sponsor for this episode, Simplecast.
Return to the Tunnels
I regret, dear listeners, that we must descend into that den of iniquity- the post-flood Tunnels. Perhaps some wisdom can be gained here, despite the direly un-Corporate nature of the locale?
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- Foster Livy— Ansel Burch
- Clear Skies Tim— Tyler Samples
- Grayson— David Rheinstrom
- Archie— Mark Soloff
- Hopper— Stephanie Murphy
- Veronika— Ginneh Thomas
- Ash— David Rheinstrom
- Ferrous— Jeffrey Gardner
- Limey— Lauren Faits
- Loamy— Kat Evans
- Peat— Jared Latore
- Clay— Clint Worthington
- Sandy— Abby Doud
- Jade— Rose Sengenberger
- Coal— David Fink
- Chert— Lauren Faits
- Shale— Jeffrey Gardner
- The Bastard Silty— Sebastian H. Orr
Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Betsey Palmer. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by DJ Catnip. Created by Clayton Faits. Special thanks to our sponsor for this episode, Cards Against Humanity.
The Empty Seat
The Department of Memory has vast historical resources. Perhaps we can find an answer to our current predicament by digging through the life of one particularly recalcitrant Policy.
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- Foster Livy— Ansel Burch
- Emily Harrison / Emily Caligari / Doctor Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
- Deputy Director Harrison / Director Harrison— Cecil Baldwin
- Vice President Williams / Director Williams— Matt Young
- Director Sophia— Saren Nofs Snyder
- Cromwell— Jeffrey Gardner
- Deputy Director Torres— Whitney Kraus Jones
Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Jeffrey Gardner, with photos by Kyle Broad, Nathan Dumlao and Nathaniel Chang. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by DJ Catnip. Created by Clayton Faits. Special thanks to our sponsor for this episode, Cards Against Humanity.
1 is Greater than or Equal to 1
I have it! We’ll consult the Actuaries- surely they know what happened to the Tower.
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- Foster Livy— Ansel Burch
- Nathan Rourke— Clayton Faits
- The TWO— Lisa Burton
- Old Man— Clayton Faits
- The THREE— Abby Doud
Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Danielle Tanimura. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by DJ Catnip. Created by Clayton Faits. Special thanks to our sponsor for this episode, Cards Against Humanity.