ATTN: All Policies
RE:Launch Party for Season Three of Our Fair City
Attending Policies will have a chance to hear the first episode of Season Three of the “Our Fair City” historical record, consume specially created themed Ice Cream, and imbibe a company-approved amount of complimentary refreshing beverages.
Entertainment will be provided by DJ Catnip, spinning corporate-compliant tracks all night, along with special live exhibitions from our Historical Record.
Admission is a $10 suggested donation, proceeds of which directly fund HartLife NFP’s continued creation of Our Fair City.
We look forward to seeing you there. Agent Chamberlain looks forward to speaking with anyone unable to attend.
All the life you’ll ever need,
Vice President Gardner