ATTN: All Policies
RE: The Historical Record
As you can clearly see, we have begun transmission of the third Season of our Historical Record. Please remember that any Policies with designation A334-R2 should feel free to listen while at their HartLife-assigned work stations, on the people-mover, and whenever possible, in the presence of other loyal Policies.
We also wish to thank all of the Policies who attended our Season Three Launch party in Chicago last night. Images, stories, and more will follow.
We wish you a mandatory amount of happiness for today, and hope you will continue to tune in every Wednesday.
All the Life You’ll Ever Need,
Vice President Gardner